muff

A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver

Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.

by Merkin October 1, 2005

Muff

An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.

I'ma beat his muffing butt.

Baby, we are going to muff all night long.

MOTHER MUFFER!

Oh yeah? Well, muff you!

It's muffin cold out here.

by xoxo coco loco oxox December 4, 2010

Muff

a pouffy area often frequented by "Z"

Can I see the MUFF please!!!
Going to the cocomuff to get muffafied!

by Brown beauty February 25, 2003

muff

another for "hell" or "heck"

wat tha muff?

wat tha heck?

wat tha hell?

by 64 August 30, 2005

Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016

Muff

Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.

"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."

by Poos Yoosy August 1, 2017

Muff

The upper front of a women's genitelia

I was super ready to dive in that muff, I do love some good muff

by Drufredson September 21, 2019