LOAF

To love.
I love.

When I was younger I didn't say 'I love you mummy' I used to say 'I LOAF you mummay.'
So thats where it came from. lol.

I love you becomes

"LOAF YOU!"

by Flo October 10, 2006

Loaf

to fucking shred

i loafed today with the boys

by laofdacity March 3, 2011

Loaf

A woman's vagina and clitoris, can be changed to:
crusty loaf: a dry vagina,
White loaf: A white woman's vagina,
wholemeal loaf: A black woman's vagina

I munched on that loaf

by 7-aint-so-cool August 27, 2011

loaf

(vb.) to jizzm

Dude, you loafed in his mouth!

by Ryoga Masaki June 2, 2003

loafed

to be punched suddenly for an insult and or any form of disrespect.

Jerome said my mom was a fat,slimy ho, so i loafed him in the chest and gave homeboy an asthma attack.

David got loafed in his bottom lip for talkin shit.

by julius October 6, 2003

Loaf

Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.

I keep a loaf in my pocket

by Gfm Ev March 6, 2009

loafed

To be the recipient of a dutch oven

My husband had 5 tacos right before he came to bed. I got loafed all night.

by Stevo23456 October 23, 2011