lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia
Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!
by patrickofcash September 17, 2010
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Devil’s Lasagna

The informal term for female genitalia, a.k.a. Pussy.
Damn I heard Joe just got a taste of the Devil’s Lasagna!
by Sir_TesticlesLXIX March 20, 2020
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Lasagna and Chill

Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.

Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)

^ That means two things
A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.

B) Did you smash?

A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.
by 7akeshi July 29, 2019
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sexual lasagna

When someone slaps a wet noodle on your cheesy ass
Me and my Facebook homeboy are gonna come over make you into sexual lasagna.
by Harbor Tunnelcunt September 16, 2016
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Baby lasagna

Baby lasagna is the saggy and wrinkly skin on a woman's belly after she gives birth to a child. It looks as though you are looking at a slice of lasagna from the side.
Tara is a m.i.l.f. but after I got her in the sack I noticed she had some nasty baby lasagna.
by Brando Pacino July 22, 2011
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shit lasagna

Its when you carefully place toilet paper down in the toilet before you use it. Then have a bowel movement on top, then wipe, put it down. Then move your bowels yet again, wipe, and put it down. continue to do this untill you have about Five to Six layers, and you will have your shit lasagna. (for looks eat a can of buttered corn about 15 hours before you attempt your shit lasagna.)
last night i was bored, so i decided to make a shit lasagna.
by David Remsen June 10, 2007
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Punched Lasagna

I was about to fuck this girl i brought home from hustlers last night until she pulled down her pants and her vagina looked like a punched lasagna.
by spaghettiwarrior69 June 30, 2014
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