John is a short guy. He is very handsome and never loses a argument so don’t even try. When he likes a girl he is committed to making her happy. He is very social and likes to be with his friends. He is not very popular but he is very athletic. Any girl that he likes is very lucky. He probably likes a girl that is already dating someone.
John is awesome
by Ja_Krsipy November 21, 2018
Get the Johnmug. One of the most wonderful men you will ever meet. Has the loveliest honest eyes ever and a gorgeous smile. He makes all the adorable noises and is so tender. Also, he will make you piddle yourself from laughter. He has strong hands and an even stronger heart.
what a john!!
by grabass August 18, 2010
Get the johnmug. john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!
Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him.
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!
by TeddieLover August 1, 2011
Get the johnmug. can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.
Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."
jon jhon
Person 2-"He must be your John."
jon jhon
by kawoline December 28, 2012
Get the johnmug. Verb. When you're 12 years old, drink 3 beers and pass out in your friend's bed, shouting 'Why is no one spooning me?????????????'
I did a John.
by B33rs September 10, 2016
Get the Johnmug. v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
by BrasilStyle January 27, 2009
Get the Johnmug. the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!
by best friend ever! October 8, 2011
Get the johnmug.