Cum jacuzzi

The resulting pool of semen when one blows his load into a belly button

Jonah didn’t clean his cum jacuzzi and got a wet patch that soaked through his t-shirt

by skittoi April 25, 2021

Bogan Jacuzzi

An Aussie slang term, typically used as a joke, that refers to farting in a bathtub—where the resulting bubbles give the impression of a “jacuzzi”.

The water was calm… until George turned it into a bogan jacuzzi

by PtownJa’mie April 9, 2025

Chocolate Jacuzzi

When a man inserts his testicles into a persons anus while they have diarrhea. Then proceeding to allow said person to fart while his testicles are inside of them.

“Bro, Stacy gave me that chocolate jacuzzi last night!”

“What the hell is that?!”

“I stuck my balls in her ass after we had chinese food and she farted on my nuts! Shit lowkey felt good!”

by stinkygayboy September 21, 2025

Mozart Jacuzzi

The act of peeing inside a females mouth subsequently inserting the ballsack inside it, thus submerging the balls in the warm piss.

Note it is optional but strongly recomended that the recipient of the act gargles with the piss giving a hydro-pee massage to the one performing the action.

This practice was pioneered by the famous composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart before a concert for King George III 1764 to calm his nerves before the performance.

"Dude I just a had a really important job interview but it went very good"

"Oh that's nice man!"

"Yeah my girlfriend gave a good old Mozart Jacuzzi so I wasn't nervous at all."

by Bando and Hans June 5, 2024

piojo jacuzzi

The bellybutton.

My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.

by dmccc August 9, 2012

Jacuzzi

To Jacuzzi a bowl of cereal, while someone is mid breakfast, you grab their bowl and fart into it with so much pressure that the milk begins to froth with bubbles.

Best executed on a hangover or during someone's last bowl of cereal to ruin their day.

Jake is mid way through his last bowl of cereal from the packet, and James walk into the kitchen with a stinking hangover, says 'morning jake' and farts directly into his cereal creating a stream of bubbles that overflow the bowl creating the Jacuzzi effect. Jake throws the bowl against the wall, punches James in the balls and goes back to bad sad and hungry.

by Padelhero10 May 17, 2023

Velvet jacuzzi

The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.

Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.

by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016