Bro Handle

A sexual encounter between two men, who are bros, either by blood or by fist bump; kind of like an Eiffel tower.....Only gayer
Bro 1: Dude I was so drunk last night I got into a bro handle.
Bro 2: Thats fucked up

"Bro, we were so lasted last night....did we get into a Bro Handle??"
by Strehlowlikesguys February 4, 2010
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cup handle

The deviant act of inserting your penis into your arsehole, creating the cup handle effect.
A tricky and dangerous procedure often performed by gaspers with extremely long peckers.
Spook: They found a dead pervert hanging in a wardrobe today, he had a cup handle.
Dave: That's incredible! can it be true ..or not
by bright ideas champion July 17, 2015
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Trump Handle

A slang term for a vagina
Not a great person but did you see her Trump Handle?
by robwayne11 November 13, 2016
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Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005
mugGet the Jesus handlesmug.

Brown Handle

The smearing of shit on somebodys door handle
Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
by MJ2445 July 8, 2011
mugGet the Brown Handlemug.

bitch handle

She marched him in by his "bitch handle"
by saveusall July 2, 2018
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Kelsey Handled

To be slapped and the pimp slapped and then punched under you chin
Maaaaan I Kelsey Handled you last night!!!
by TGODAllDay May 30, 2011
mugGet the Kelsey Handledmug.

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