Fidel Castro

When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.
I tell you, she TOTALLY did the Fidel Castro. That cigar smelled like fuckn' tuna and vodka!
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Fidel Castro

What the actual fuck is the top definition, why is everything on this shitty website so oversexualized.
Everyone downvote that weird sexual definition of Fidel Castro! Regardless of if you like or hate Fidel Castro I think we can all agree to downvote that dumb sexual definition.
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luis fidel

Sarcastic guy, a little shy but with a lot of friends.
The friend u present to ur parents.
Luis Fidel is always making jokes with his friends
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Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Fidel Ángel Diamondbacks
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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Fidelity Investments

A company that helps the rich get richer and overwhelmingly promotes tall white men and stereotypically attractive white women while passing over many minority candidates equally or better qualified
Fidelity Investments managed thousands of IRAs for rich white fucks
by D Flawless November 12, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
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