dual conversation

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.

guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

dual conversation

by Lord Damon October 4, 2009

dual boxing

A man involved in a threesome with two women.

"Man, last night I met these two chicks and ended up dual boxing them!"

by Propyl April 22, 2009

Dual-Ascension

After each lovers soul is projected into the real world through truth and honesty, they are then fused together by the power of love to create one dying entity to rise above all the universe and into the heavens where an eternity of contentment and everlasting nirvana shall follow soon afterwards.

"The end met by Romeo and Juliet was not a tragedy, but an instance of dual-ascension."

by brendan ess December 31, 2003

Dual South

The Ultimate assassin who assassinates other assassins trying to assassinate him while he plots his next assassination on future assassins who will attempt to assassinate him

If you try to assassinate dual south you will be assassinated by dual south

by Doof Swoof December 8, 2010

DUAL Affect

The act of passing a massive turd and ejaculating from masterbation at the same time

Tony Phillip had experienced the dual affect while sitting on his couch watching Barney and Friends. (not the ideal place for a dual affect to take place.)

by Mittler Brothers January 17, 2010

Dual Exhaust

When you vomit and diarrhea at the same time.

I must have eaten some bad meat cause I just had dual exhaust in your bathroom.

by Steven J. Weed August 27, 2011

dual wield

Also called akimbo style, the practice of using two weapons simultaneously, one in each hand. The term usually refers to firearms, most commonly pistols (but machine pistols and other weapons can be used).

The practice has its start in the Old West. when cowboys generally carried single-action revolvers. Since these weapons generally had no more than a six round capacity and slow reload times, it was often necessary to carry more than one handgun. However, since most of the handguns were single-action, it was very impractical to dual-wield them. It is more likely that the cowboys used what is called a New York Reload which is to hold one gun in each hand, firing with the strong hand (generally the right) and then, when that gun ran out of ammunition, switching it out with the gun in the weak hand.

Dual-wielding as it is known today first became common in kung fu movies featuring guns, such as those directed by John Woo (called gun fu). The use in films later spread to some action and western films. Today, in addition to action movies and show, it is not uncommon to see akimbo style in video games.

There is a bunch of kids running around today who think dual wield is legitimate technique because of what they have seen in movies like the Matrix series and games like Halo. Dual wield is highly impractical for a variety of reasons. First of all, it makes aiming much more difficult. It is almost much more difficult to handle recoil when you are firing two handguns at one time.

by northendwhitetrash December 17, 2009