Dementia

Excuse the most entitled of the elderly use to get out of accoutability for their sactions, typically used when "do as I say,not as I do" no longer works.

Not a real mental illness (unlike Schizophrenia, OCD and ADHD which are VERY real.)

Dad has "dementia", he INTENTIONALLY broke my door down asking wher eMom was when she was next to him in the living room the whole time, and yet they say he has "dementia".

by drivingdudefromnowhere June 29, 2024

Dementia

The best response to anything and everything that seems unhealthy, including laziness/sedentary lifestyle.

Person 1: Omg you gotta try out this freakshake!! They put a whole ass cake on your shake!!
Person 2: Uhh no thanks, that sounds like a recipe for diabetes, and dementia.

Guy 1: Hey man wanna chill at my place and get stoned af?

Guy 2: Nah I'll pass, I don't wanna raise my risk of dementia

User 1: Do you play league?

User 2: Does it look like I want dementia?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 09, 2023

Dementia

What you might die from. But don’t worry about it. You’ll forget eventually.

“Oh no. He has dementia. Poor dude.”

“Who’s dementia?”

by Sparkmaker12 June 05, 2024

Dementia

i forgor 💀

guy 1: whats dementia?:

guy 2: i forgor 💀

guy 1: ...

guy 1: whats dementia?

by 65bigred November 20, 2022

dementia

when you have brain goo

do you know who else has dementia?
do you know who else has dementia?

grandpa go to bed

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by IhavedementiaIhavedementia September 28, 2022

dementia

uhhh i forgot what i meant to say wait what's my name what where am i

Person 1: has dementia

Person 2 : fucking explodes
Person 3 : u have ligma

by TheBritishGen August 18, 2024