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Matt Crawford

a person that enjoys looking at little boys. they get horny from this. they are also known as a CHOMO. he is also known as a queer, fag, dick slobber, and a gummer giver
they creap over there is such a Matt Crawford.
oh yeah he is staring at those little boys
by mattlovesboys10 April 11, 2011
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Juston Crawford 3609154531

A total douche bag, who loves being the catcher
has blonde hair and works at great wolf lodge as a lifeguard so he can check out other dudes, has a shitty truck and goes to tenino high school where nobody really likes him because he is a flamer
-hey man lets go hang out with juston crawford 3609154531,

-no dude hes a fag he probably wants to rape us
-oh your right, he tried that on me before.
by Juston Crawfords hater June 9, 2011
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madison crawford

trick ass bitch but pretty chill and needs to kill herself
Guy: your such a madison crawford
Girl: kill yourself
by My.bleach.killed.itself June 7, 2017
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Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog
I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Crawford

Usually the most cutthroat person you have ever met. Someone who likes to be a savage in all aspects of life.
"wow, your such a Crawford, that girl asked you for your number and you said you couldn't give it to her because you thought she was ugly"
by CrannyO August 2, 2017
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clare crawford

It is predicted that the grim reaper will come for her on the 27th of May 2023
Person 1- Oh its the 27th of May, 2023
Person 2- RIP Clare Crawford
by yourdoom May 22, 2017
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Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way
Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..
by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021
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