One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
Get the will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-pukemug. You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.
Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023
Get the I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂mug. Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
Get the National Pledge Clean Up Daymug. For what? What would be the point? If I don't get the credit or the money there is no reason to continue living. So I can be the most attractive person trapped in a job he hate working with people he hates? I ALREADY AM THAT. Even WITHOUT cleaning myself up. Look at these fucking slogs! Can't get a new job because my car won't hold oil or coolant. I literally work at the only place in walking distance that will hire me. Can't afford a new car. Can't make enough money to save for a new car. Can't even afford to pay my bills on time. And then you have the YouTube VERMIN talking shit like they aren't absolute fucking parasites. The worse trash of the fucking planet. Slowly but surely my options dwindle until the only remaining option is stab a kid, hop on the overpass, and jump off a bridge.
Hym "Clean myself up? For what? What for? What would be the actual point of doing that you stupid fuck? Will it get me the money I need for the work the I did? No? So just stab the kids and kill myself right? The cops can clean my room when they come to investigate."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Get the Clean myself upmug. Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
Get the National Pledge Clean Up Daymug. by sp1cy_m3 November 19, 2023
Get the clean up on isle my pantsmug. by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the cleaning up its actmug.