taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.

Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.

by mustlovedogs1122 January 5, 2012

mushroom bruise

See mushroom tattoo

"After my bitch was done suckin my wang, I gave that HO a mushroom bruise"

by Stinko Man February 4, 2003

fingerprint bruises

Those bruises on your body that happened in the heat of the moment. You don't even know that they're there until your coworker on Monday morning says "Oh my god, what happened to your arms".

Friend says: "how'd you get all those fingerprint bruises?"

Friend of the friend says: "By having the time of my life!!!!"

by Quimmy650 August 22, 2009

Dick Bruise

a Bruise Formed On a Womans Body After being Slapped By a Man Penis

Jenny: "My Back Hurts, Can You Take a Look at it?"

Kayla: "Wow, You Have a huge Bruise Back Here"

Jenny: "Oh ya, That must be the dick bruise from last night"

by Batmans Great Aunt Sally February 12, 2010

Kingston bruises

The bruises you get on your shoulder-blades from a rough day of go-karting, named after Kingston Park Raceway.

Dude...I cant even lie on my back, my kingston bruises are killing me

by lachiet September 8, 2005

rainbow bruise

a bruise that consists of a bajillion (about 5 or 6) colors. a person can get these bruises most likely in the bicep area while playing a contact sport...especially the sport of lacrosse

After playing lacrosse for the whole season my rainbow bruise is massive, and has about 6 colors in it

by Aubrey Burt July 17, 2006

Bruised fruit

A manky chick, a woman who has passed her sell by date, a grunter, a swamp donkey

Oh look there goes Richard David in his dungo pants, no wonder he has so much bruised fruit

by Tony July 13, 2004