Boy Scout

A group of adolescent males whom have less brain cells than an orange peel. They light fires, carve their initials into random things with their pocket knives, be loud, set more fires, do community service, carve their initials in more things, and more. I am one.

Girl: Who is that boy over there?
Other Girl: That is a Boy Scout

Girl: What is he doing?
Other Girl: Lighting a fire

by Nekedmolerat September 27, 2021

Boy scout

I boy who is like a hawk eying down a preditor.

bro that kid be looking like a boy scout he looking at that ass hard.

by wadi patel June 11, 2018

Boy Scout

an honest, friendly, and typically naive man.

Kaden the Boy Scout was a friendly and honest boy.

by Gcyuf March 4, 2019

Boy Scouting

The act of trying to get more random patches on your uniform than everyone else.

Tom: Did you see how many patches Luke has on his uniform?

Will: He's totally Boy Scouting

by TheFlyingScotsman June 27, 2022

basic boy scout

a teenage boy who wears bass pro shop hats and is a boy scout

Robert is a basic boy scout.

by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021

Boy Scout

Commissioner of our fantasy league brags on his scout commendations. He fell apart in the playoffs after talking shit all season.

He really boy scouted that chance at glory.

by Boise Cheese March 28, 2021

Boy Scout

Someone who plays by the book, regardless of the situation, especially to stand out in contrast to others who would prefer to do something differently. Sometimes he helps his friends stay out of trouble, and sometimes he’s just a buzzkill who whines a lot.

It’s almost always a derogatory term, and has nothing to do with the actual Boyscouts of America (though the image conveyed is that of a goody goody little Boy Scout using a diagram to tie knots and helping old ladies cross the street).

Charles: “We can’t park there! The sign says 5 minute parking limit.”
Dylan: “It’s fine, we’re just gonna buy some beer and be right back out.”
Charles: “No. It’ll take at least 10 minutes! We need to find another spot.”
Dylan: “What a Boy Scout...”

by Jay lowres September 13, 2018