Albuquerque Tortilla

The act of laying your partner down on a blanket, taking a hot shit on them, and then rolling them up in said blanket like a burrito.

Anthony: Man, my boyfriend Chance is a freak!

Joe: Oh yeah?
Anthony: Yeah last night he had my do an Albuquerque Tortilla.
Joe: Damn that's nasty!

by HadSandjob December 12, 2024

Albuquerque jackhammer

What my boyfriend wants me to do to him daily...

My boyfriend namethan wants me to Albuquerque jackhammer his face every day and I think I will because it's really really good!!

by Chifoxykit January 5, 2025

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018

Albuquerque

Beautiful mountain city in the Southwest, like most other American cities it has its issues. However, Albuquerque is home to the most idiotic drivers in the country. It has been documented in thousands of peer reviewed articles.

Me: damn, this idiot in a huge pickup with the Our Lady Guadalupe and machine gun stickers just cut me off, slammed on the breaks and flipped ME off!

Passenger: Psh. Albuquerque, fool! You know how it is!

by Biznatch75 April 7, 2024

Albuquerque Back-up Light

When you’re banging a chick outside at night , you got her doggy-style. You can a firefly as it flies by, and stick it in her butthole.

As in, “I gave her the ole Albuquerque Back-up Light last night in Anderson’s hay field, it was awesome watching the glow on her perfect apple bottomed ass!”

by Swyre 3 April 29, 2024

albuquerque

Rented out by the Sinaloa Cartel to Meth Zombies, this is Albuquerque, where you can kill people anytime, night and day, and get away with it---Gangland Meth Zombie HQ, Albuquerque, New Mexico.

In the beginning, there were Meth Zombies and they ruled Albuquerque.

by Escaped from Meth Zombie Land June 26, 2023

Albuquerque

A magical faraway place where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer and the towels are oh so fluffy, and the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel.

"I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025