by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019
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by TheUltimateGod4 July 25, 2018
Get the Thanos mug.A massive (think he's brainy) grape, which loves space rocks but also likes to collect them :) watch out peeps Big Boy Thanos is coming.
*cutely dies*
And never to be returned
...
nevermind hes back
*cutely dies again*
...
Back again?!
*cutely Dies :)*
*cutely dies*
And never to be returned
...
nevermind hes back
*cutely dies again*
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Back again?!
*cutely Dies :)*
"I am Inevitable" - Thanos
by jess.stank December 29, 2021
Get the Thanos mug.by Rez199522 December 8, 2018
Get the THE THANOS mug.The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.
Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019
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A large, humanoid grape with a golden glove, and a sweet rock collection. He should've been killed by a small man, crawling up his anal cavity, then that small man becomes big and burst that grape open.
Ant Man (After bursting through Thanos): "It's shitty in here!"
Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."
Also Ant Man: "That's America's Ass."
by RandomPerson_imnotreal February 20, 2020
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