Jew Retard TextBook Dictionary

mark kalidionotkuis11:18:47 3/29/2025

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by juggmyfagg March 29, 2025

Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing

'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'

by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009

textbook ninja

That lil teacher's pet in class that has basically memorized the whole textbook. Her ego has visible stretch marks and her parents will hunt down your poor teacher just to send her to the top of the class. If she doesn't get her way, then grab some popcorn and gummy bears; watch the drama unfold. Entertaining when you ain't part of it. This lil bitch is literally asking you to choke her. Go ahead. Do it ! Please !

"I give up, the textbook ninja has officially taken over"
"Haha look at the textbook ninja over there, no friend! Makes sense"

by mc!aren_senna May 28, 2021

Textbook

Used to describe an asshole who may or may NOT fit any textbook definition. It's origins are from a textbook case of a sociopath but it's usage became much broader over time. As long as two people can decide what it means, it works.

Boss: You're 3 minutes late! I'm docking you a half-hour's pay!
Worker 1 to Worker 2 (under his breath and possible shaking his head in a very slight negative way): Textbook.

by The REALNoj October 27, 2019

Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.

Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.

by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016

Textbook

A textbook is a book filled with text or facts.

Person: Can you pass me my textbook, I need help with my work.

by BIGGGGGGBOYJOHNNNYYY November 9, 2022

Textbooking

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text

OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.

by Robbob11 August 13, 2023