If you kids don't quiet down i'll get out our old friend mr. textbook and you can make notes from him, and if you don't like it call the kids help line.
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1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.
1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.
by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009
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by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009
Get the Textbook Immigrant mug.I didn't know if she was near her phone or her computer, so I had to textbook her to make sure she got my message.
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Get the textbookin mug.A term referring to the phenomenon of students getting sexually aroused to the thought of their textbooks. "Textbookphilia" was coined by a female student at the University of Western Ontario who noticed this occurrence while studying at Allyn & Betty Taylor library.
Person 1: "Why is that boy getting a hard-on while studying his math textbook?"
Person 2: "I think he has a classical case of textbookphilia"
Person 2: "I think he has a classical case of textbookphilia"
by Textbookphilia November 26, 2013
Get the textbookphilia mug.Textbook preaching occurs when a teacher (usually a supply/cover teacher who is relatively inexperienced) teaches pupils by relying solely on the contents of whichever textbook relates to her current lesson (e.g. a teacher covering in Chemistry reading verbatim from a chemistry textbook)
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.
More often than not, this method does absolutely nothing to help students learn, other than reinforcing already-negative attitudes about supply teachers and forcing pupils to seek out their own means of learning.
The only exceptions include teachers assigning tasks from the textbook or simply asking students to read extracts.
Pupil 1: Can you believe that? The supply teacher isn't even bothering, is she?
Pupil 2: How so?
Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.
Pupil 2: True that.
Pupil 2: How so?
Pupil 1: She's reading the contents of the textbook word-for-word! Classic case of textbook preaching.
Pupil 2: True that.
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