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Bullshit Testosterone

When someone is either overly arrogant or aggressive regarding a topic where that attitude is completely unnecessary. People displaying this attribute will typically fight until the very end, even when what they’re arguing is clearly wrong. They’ll then try to fight you if you tell they’re stupid.
BS: We’re driving my parent’s car — don’t do ANYTHING that burns gas. Good thing the AC doesn’t use any gas.

Person 1: I’m pretty sure it does

BS: No

Person 1: really?

BS: the AC is powered by the alternator, which is powered by the battery of the car, not the engine.

Person 1: and the battery of the car is powered by the engine, which burns gas.

BS: do you want to fucking fight?

Person 1: now’s not the time for your Bullshit Testosterone

(BS then argued with a mechanic about this very topic for a half hour)
by Gandar Boy May 27, 2024
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Gym testosterone

"Real" gym testosterone that males have and use in an actual gym, compared to fake testosterone promoted in political ads featuring masculine liberals.
Since I'm not a masculine liberal, I have actual gym testosterone.
by Sexydimma November 27, 2025
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Abhi Mehta Testosterone

A mythical surge of testosterone originating from the testicles, giving an intense boost of confidence, aggression, and primal energy.
After he landed that insane trick on his skateboard, he was strutting around like his testicles were pumping pure Abhi Mehta Testosterone.
by abbhi Mehta December 10, 2024
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testosteronista

Did you see that woman with the blue black Mohawk on that Harley?

That testosteronista got some femme back home.
by The debil November 1, 2013
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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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Testosterosexual

when you are attracted to anyone who produces testosterone, but not exclusively the “male” genitalia.
H: I feel straight, but I could be/ have been attracted to anyone who is: Transgender Male, Gender non-conforming, Non-binary or Gender Fluid… I think I’m attracted to testosterone? Is there a term for that?

J: I believe that’s called Testosterosexual.
by Uh_Line November 23, 2021
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testorsterone

Da male hormone dat enables a dude to perform well when painting.
Perhaps da master artists in oils and watercolors may indeed have had elevated testorsterone levels and thus produced amazing paint-on-canvas works, but a number of them were totally obnoxious jerks as far as their overall personalities were concerned.
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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