Temperance Brennan

The main character on Bones, the TV show. She is incredibly intelligent and has 3 doctorates. Best forensic anthropologist in her field. She gets together with Seeley Booth late into the series when she announces she is pregnant with his kid. Temperance is the best female role model on television ever.

I want to be a forensic anthropologist, just like Temperance Brennan!

by applelover61 May 23, 2020

Temporal Leakage

1: When a piece of information, whether it be a fact, an idea, or even the knowledge of something's mere existence, slowly gets collectively forgotten about by everyone for no discernable reason. Aka, when some information figuratively leaks out of everyone's brains over time (temporal can refer to both the brain e.g. "temporal lobe", or to time e.g. "temporal anomaly").

2: When someone's brain (mainly the temporal lobe) literally disintegrates and leaks out of their head through their ears (where the temporal lobe is closest to).

Definition 1:
Timothy: Why does everyone keep forgetting I'm part of THE Edwards family? My last name is LITERALLY Edwards!
William: They can't help it. For some reason that piece of information is affected by Temporal Leakage.

Definition 2:
Timothy: WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO HIM!?! WHAT'S LEAKING OUT OF HIS EARS!?!
Elizabeth: I think that's his BRAIN!?! *vomits*
Timothy: Is THIS what they mean by Temporal Leakage!?!?!

by 314rft April 26, 2023

Temperature Blanket

A handmade blanket (usually crocheted or knit) where one row correlates to the temperature it was that day

The color of the row aligns with a range of temperatures so the temperature can be tracked throughout the year

Person 1: "That's a really big blanket you are making"
Person 2: "Yeah it is my 2023 temperature blanket so it is going to be 365 rows long"

by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023

waterpark temperature

when trying to get a substance, typically water, to the desired temperature but instead fail to do so resulting in the temperature being both too cold and too hot, like the temperature of water at most waterparks

Bro: "Dude, this morning, the friggin shower was stuck at waterpark temperature for like 15 minutes"
Dude: "Bro that sucks"

by Turn.Up.Alex November 27, 2018

Office temperature gauge

How do you know if the office AC is set too low? Look across at your female coworker in the thin top with no bra

I knew that fuckin’ AC had been set too low by the IT contractor basement dwelling cockwomble sat by the photocopier. The Office temperature gauge was showing somewhere between chapel hat pegs and Monkey’s thumbs!

by Dogburster Big Bolox June 2, 2021

Urban Dictionary Temporal Anomaly

When a submitted definition posts before one that was submitted earlier.

When I looked at my definition and her definition, I found that they had mysteriously crossed paths in an apparent Urban Dictionary Temporal anomaly.

by someonefromearth February 8, 2010

temporal statis

the power in majick terms to freeze things in their tracks.

often used in tv shows such as charmed

my power is temporal statis, i can stop things from moving

by white_wicca April 10, 2005