Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

Telly 11

Telly 11

Telly 11

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023

Telly 11

Telly 11

Telly 11

by Debskelly1985 July 23, 2023

Telly

Beautiful or breathtaking.

Telly

by Bored2213 March 14, 2023

Telly

Shorter word for Telephone

I need to get on the telly with my mother before she gets mad.

by Taycray January 07, 2021

telly

a tent

yo bro I flew this bitch in from out of state and fucked her in the telly

by outbowed August 16, 2022

Telly

A British term for television.

All I've done during my vacation is sit on my ass and watch the telly.

by UltimateDoge April 07, 2022