Teddy Bear

The cuddly bears who protect the little kids from monsters under there bed
We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
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Teddy Bear

a happy less intelligent female usually attractive.
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Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.
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Teddy Bear

Type of gay (or mlm) man who is chubby, but small and almost hairless. Cuddly like a teddy bear, not as big or hairy as a standard 'Bear'.
My boyfriend is the cutest Teddy Bear you'll ever see! He's very huggable.
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The Teddy Bear was named the dirtiest NFL player one year.
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Teddy Bear

A teddy bear can be anything, a bear, duck, frog, dog, frog, kangaroo.
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teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime
"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
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