"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"
by RorosDad February 28, 2025
Get the teddy bear mom mug.That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
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Get the Teddy bear mug.When using the mystery box in Call of Duty World at War Zamobie Nazis, you receive the Teddy bear as a reward. Which in turn sends the mystery box to another destintion.
Ex1- Aw man you Fucking Teddy Beared it.
Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!
Or if u with Brithish people- Aw you fucking yankee wankier you Teddy Beared it!
by Real Ass White Nicca October 27, 2009
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Get the wet teddy bear table mug.(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts
“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”
“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”
by littleblvebird June 6, 2023
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