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Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and classic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 16, 2008
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Wet teddy bear

Those guys were all so happy out on the beach going at it like wet teddy bears.
by MitchellWay March 12, 2021
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cross-eyed teddy bear

Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
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out of the teddy bear club

tongue in cheek reference to being in trouble with someone or banned from a group because of a faux pas or thoughtless act. Also referred to as TBC denied or Exiled from the TBC.
"Jenny, if you drink my last beer again you're going to be out of the teddy bear club." or "Josh stood me up last week. He is TBC denied."
by leh February 19, 2007
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Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality
Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear
by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020
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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 10, 2020
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wet teddy bear table

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”
by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021
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