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Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021
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I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government
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The second worse thing to ever happen to those orphans
Dude1: who’s that anti-government minecraft pig that likes potatoes and obliterating orphans?
Dude2: that’s oddly specific...
Dude1: don’t ask questions, who is it?
Dude2: technoblade
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Your above average gigachad that is capable of obliterating an orphanage with one word, even beyond the grave, R.I.P, he can destroy dream in a 1v1
Technoblade is a gigachad
by GigaV1nce September 6, 2022
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A minecraft player who will never truly die.
Did you hear about Technoblade? It's so sad...
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Used to define a pig wearing a king's robe with a crown. (Considered as the King of PvP.)

The Blood God.
Rest in peace, Technoblade. o7
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i just want to slay the orphans and cause Anarchy

-Technoblade
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