Tallahassee Soft Serve

an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware

After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.

by Bingo Jones December 27, 2008

Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.

I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.

by aoighlkd April 3, 2009

tallahassee

a shit hole boring town located in north florida where the weather is always to cold. otherwise a college town with a drinking problem,good football, but otherwise nothing to do.

see shit hole or most misrable place on earth to live

by boca bound babe April 4, 2005

Tallahassee Tumbleweed

The act of shaving off a girls pubic hair, rolling them into a ball and smoking them out of a pipe. After she takes a hit, you jam your cock into her mouth and choke her.

Shabaka - I gave my Girlfriend a Tallahassee Tumbleweed and that shit was so cash!

Oren - Did you choke her with your dick?!

Shabaka - You already know it man, she blew smoke and cum out her nose!

by biggestbigdoge February 7, 2014

Tallahassee Tractor Pull

The tractor pull is the sporting act of gathering up at least two white trash women, and inserting two to three balls of a single strand of anal beads into each participant who then clamp down and pull with all their might, much like a tug of war. The victor is the one to forcefully remove the beads from the other, however, there are no winners.

Note: If you happen to attend a Tallahassee Tractor Pull, bring a poncho or plastic sheeting like at a Gallagher show. Forcefully removing anal beads like you're rip starting a lawn mower can shower participants and spectators alike with blood and shit. Beware.

Damn y'all, Crystal and Tammy Lynn had themselves a Tallahassee Tractor Pull at the bonfire last night and I forgot my poncho!

by Mr Dover April 24, 2016

tallahassee tenderizer

Taking a meat tenderizer to a flaccid male genitalia in a moment of despair before sex. That way you can Tallahassee tenderize-HER.

"I had to pull the ol' Tallahassee Tenderizer last night, now my dick looks like Seth Rogen."

by BeatenMeat May 14, 2016

Tallahassee Touchdown

While performing anal sex you take a football and shove it in the males rectum while he thrusts the woman

Frank: Hey did you hear about Becky?

Tyler: No what about her?
Frank: I heard that her and Tom performed a Tallahassee Touchdown last night

by CornFlakesMaster March 8, 2017