T-Bone

Showing love or affection of the same sex and literally having sex with the opposite sex

You are a T-Bone.

by Shahien17 September 10, 2017

T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 04, 2021

T-bone walka

A flaming loser who likes to airjerk on people

Dud you are such a t-bone walka

by t walkas bff October 19, 2009

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

T-boned

an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.

What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.

by MNL897 May 07, 2023