Alexandria Steemer

When your kid shits in your friends pool

My daughter just gave our friends an Alexandria steemer and now I have to pay to have their pool cleaned.

by Hanginonbyathread July 1, 2020

it seems so common, but it's just the same

These inspirational song lyrics mean basic or average. Metamorphosis is nowhere in sight. Can be used when someone is "back on their bullshit"

"she literally has a butterfly tattoo. it seems so common, but it's just the same."

"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"

by happ1234 November 29, 2021

Chai and Seemeet

Literally "Tea and Semen". Turkish term for a pseudo-intellectual Turkish man who loves Greek culture.

That Chai and Seemeet thinks he's an upper crust superior, but he teabags every statue of Plato or Alexander he cums across, anything for a little teabreak. His sexual outlook is completely spartan.

by Seljuk Pasha April 18, 2007

seemon

The ingrediant of life

eg, "MY NAME IS SEEMON, I AM THE INGREDIANT OF LIFE"

by Simon May 7, 2004

Seem seem

Seem seem is a funny way to say semen.

My seem seem went up her nose. Who knew she was a sticker.

by Snot nose May 13, 2008

You Seem Nice

In online discussions, this generally means, "WTF is wrong with you?"

JohnBircher: blogs like this show the filth of our society since we threw G-D out of our schools microchip cards let the GOVERMENT track you NUMBER OF THE BEAST!1! blood moon terrorist FEMA camps SATAN reaps our children in target bathrooms ..... repent now or suffer LAKE OF FIRE
starthief: You seem nice.

by ShifterCat May 26, 2016

SKEEM

The newest version of sikethat has just begun in Frisco and is spreadin'. Meaning you jus' got played, fucked over or Skeemed! Makin' you look and feel Stupid As Fuck! Also represented by holding up three fingers and your thumb and index finger in a circle.

I Love you Baby... SKEEM!

Yo Mom jus got hit by a car... SKEEEM!

Yo girl cheatin' on you wit yo best friend... You got SKEEMED!

by ScarFace415 February 13, 2005