When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.
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2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
2. Surfers who aren't very smart.
Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!
Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!
by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010
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Bob: quarantine sucks. yeah so imma just search up coronavirus backward for "fun." *spends a minute trying to type surivanoroc*
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Get the surivanoroc mug.A style of filmmaking that uses odd angles, zooms, pointless video effects, musical numbers, and sudden noises to try to keep an audience's attention, but ends up just drowning whatever information is intended with sheer noise. Common in the 1990s, for instructional videos and commercials. Best exemplified by Bill Nye.
Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"
Coined by the RedLetterMedia series "Best of the Worst"
"Ugh, I didn't learn a thing from that science video, all I got from it is a headache. It was too full of commercial surrealism to understand."
by FreezingKaiju June 20, 2020
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Miss Jones's tits are made for jug surfing! What greater pleasure can a gentleman have than to get his solid masculinity in the trough between the soft pulpy wonders and thrust away till the cream beans come out to play!
by Drex Johnson March 8, 2010
Get the Jug Surfing mug.a surfdog mom is a mother who interferes in her son's life. She will do all she can to get rid of any female whom she does not feel is good enough for her little surfdog. She will even go so far as to pay the woman off.
I had a good thing going with surdog, but then surfdog's mom offered me a lot of money to let him catch me in bed with another guy. I couldn't resist the money because it was a huge lump sum.
by surfdog's ex January 6, 2009
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Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
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