Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.

John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.

by stone definition August 6, 2014

stripper eyes

When you get so drunk you go dead in the eyes. Just like a stripper.

Oh yeah. She's wasted. She's got stripper eyes.

by leztrampage August 22, 2016

Stripper dandruff

Hair and pieces of glitter that one unknowingly obtain whilst at a strip club.

Mrs. Badger filed for divorce after Mr. Badger brought home stripper dandruff and rumble strips.

by Horney badger January 2, 2017

Stripparaoke

Sexy dancers strip, while you try to sing karaoke at Devils Point. Trademarked at Devils Point in Portland, Oregon since 2005.

Let's go to Stripparaoke this Sunday at Devils Point!

by Blast0butter January 15, 2023

Command-stripping

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).

"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."

by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015

Midnight stripper

Someone who manages to take their clothes of in their sleep.

“Vivian! Why are you naked!?! You are sleeping on my couch!”
“Sorry, I’m a midnight stripper. It just happens.”

by Jakemon00 January 13, 2023

stripper purse

Exotic dancers use Crown Royal bags discarded by the clubs to keep their tips, cell phone, purfume, ect., in. Typically the items are things the dancer might want while working, not stuff like a grocery list or a library book.

Dude, I found a purple bag with $300 in ones and a pack of Marlboro Lights in it when I was leaving the Booby Trap Club.

Sweet Dude! That's a stripper purse.

Cool, let's go over to Dave's and score a bag.

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Bambi at the Kitty Kat Club gives the best lap dances. I got eight in a row and she finished my off with a hand job. Now my paycheck is safely in her stripper purse. Snap!

by Sker January 8, 2008