Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes
by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016
When a person becomes so overloaded with work in a short space of time that they become stressed and this vicious cycle continues until a meltdown.
John: I've got so much work to do this week. I feel so stressed out and I can't cope. Work is taking over my life at the moment.
Steve: It sounds like you're gonna have a stress meltdown.
Steve: It sounds like you're gonna have a stress meltdown.
by OpenYourEyes91 February 01, 2010
Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.
by Antijogger October 27, 2011
Refers to living life in a state of ecstatic acceptance. Tough times teach lessons, good times make memories. Takin it easy. Chillin. Knowing that you may not be in control of the things that happen to you, but you are in control of how you react. The opposite of the strugglebus! Comes every few minutes!
by BigSimulationNRG May 07, 2018
The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.
Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.
Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.
Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.
by B 2/75 February 12, 2007
by BobLink July 29, 2006
by Naveson November 25, 2018