Stress-ne 

Stress-ne refers to the acne that a person sometimes gets when they are under a lot of stress(stress acne). It is most common among high school and college students during the week of final exams.

Dylan: Dude what happened to your face?? You've got a serious acne breakout

Kyle: Oh yeah, Im not worried about it, it's just some Stress-ne, it'll go away once we're done with finals

Stress-ne by Brosidon on Ster-broids December 16, 2010

stress nest 

Referring to one's place of overbearing worry and exhaustion. Often used during trying times. i.e. workspace, libraries, jail, households and classrooms

I can't go back to Cassie's party, that place is a total stress nest right now.

stress nest by MediumMike February 16, 2017

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic

Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit

neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007

NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.

I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.

NetFlix Stress by Winvian girl July 20, 2011

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke 

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

Never Stress 

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

Never Stress by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025

Never StreSS

A term popularized by tiktok larpers, word stems from the primal rawtard youtube Gatis "Goatis" Lagzdins saying "Never Stress". The term "Never StreSS" with the capital S's is a larp for the SS, or Schutstaffel, the national socialist german paramilitary organisation. The term is widely used in surf edits, known as "Surfing the kali yuga", or edits of nature, and other generally activities considered low cortisol.

Goyim 1: Eyy, bro wanna go surf the kali yuga with me broo!
Goyim 2: Yess duude, for sure im down, you know what they say bro, Never StreSS!

Never StreSS by SensitiveYoungChud February 2, 2026