A term describing entry into public bathroom stall only to find the stall rendered unusable by what appears to have been a small explosion of feces, urine, and toilet paper distributed across the toilet, floor, and walls. Witnesses of this horrific scene typically experience the following emotional phases… denial, anger, depression, bargaining, and acceptance.
Dan: “What’s wrong with Mike? He looks horrible.”
Jim: “I think he’s still recovering from viewing last week’s Stallpocalypse.”
Dan: “Maybe he should seek therapy.”
Jim: “I think he’s still recovering from viewing last week’s Stallpocalypse.”
Dan: “Maybe he should seek therapy.”
by danterrycol June 23, 2011
Get the Stallpocalypse mug.The man-version of a ponytail hairstyle. When a man pulls his hair to the back of his head and ties it, it is not a sissy ponytail, its a stalliontail. stallions are free-spirited and manly. like men with pony err.. stalliontails.
-bro look at the guy with the ponytail!
-shut up man! It's called a stallion-tail! He's such a legend!
-shut up man! It's called a stallion-tail! He's such a legend!
by bobchees3 January 2, 2012
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It can also mean that a person is a complete douche depending on how you phrase the word.
It can also mean that a person is a complete douche depending on how you phrase the word.
"That guy always has a shit load of girls...what a cunt stallion!!!"
"Dude this guy just saved my life!!! He's such a cunt stallion!!!"
"What the fuck? Who is the cunt stallion that shit on the coats?!"
"Dude this guy just saved my life!!! He's such a cunt stallion!!!"
"What the fuck? Who is the cunt stallion that shit on the coats?!"
by Laljdeofa February 4, 2009
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Get the stalling like a mulu mug.You: Yea there was like a bajillion people in there so i was a stall stalker for like half a freikin hour
by skiperson April 17, 2010
Get the stall stalker mug.The act of worshiping Stallebred, he is a legendary memester from the legendary Bryn Celynnog school, he also live in Cae Fardre.
by Stalleisgay October 11, 2018
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"That chick is so hot, I want her to ride my lip stallion."
"That chick is so hot, I want her to ride my lip stallion."
by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
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