stalking my cock

Euphemism for masturbation.

I've been stalking my cock all morning trying to get rid of this hangover.

by SHLA June 23, 2011

bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.

"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."

by zachfree August 14, 2011

stalking

Is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

Jenna had no Idea I was stalking her during her two mile walk along the beach yesterday.

by Joey campana January 20, 2013

Slacking

1. To not work for long periods of time.

i've beeen slacking all day

by Snake March 20, 2005

sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

A song that some kid made using gen-alpha terminology. The song reflects what society has come to, and how much our species has devolved.

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

You're so skibidi
You're so fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma
Friggin come here
Give me your Ohio

Person A: sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
Person B: shut the fuck up

by lesslie1 October 15, 2023

stalking the neighborhood

something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.

man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood

by v. March 30, 2005

Stackin Breaks

Used as a compliment or observation for a funny person that causes many breaks in between telling jokes, because people keep laughing and cheering. When you are telling jokes and you get an Applause Break after Applause Break, you start Stakin' those Breaks.

I went to a stand up show and the guy was so funny. People kept laughing and clapping. I think he had an applause break that lasted over half a minute. He was Really Stackin Breaks in there.

by SmoothPBForLife March 4, 2018