Desert Storm

Violently using a cactus as a dildo.

Pat was walking like John Wayne and his pants were covered in blood. He must have done a Desert Storm

by Gossip Gary February 23, 2017

rant-storm

When a person on twitter goes on a rant and in quick succession tweets whatever is bothering them and essentially creates their own personal tweet storm of rant, a rant-storm.

John Doe did a rant-storm.

by Maskchievous July 1, 2017

nabraska snow storm

the act of ejaculating into the rear of a fan and onto the standing female (or male your choice) in front of it.

girl #1: "i just got nabraska snow stormed by my boyfriend last night."

girl#2: "i need to get my boyfriend to do that to me."

by garet.thompson.is.a.beast July 26, 2011

storm brewing in the Gulf

Ref to the tropical movement of a huge storm about to hit landfall located in the gulf of mexico. But in this case a heads up from a friend that ya have a pissed of wife or girlfriend (calm before the storm).

Man u better watch out that storm brewing in the Gulf is about to hit landfall soon, she's pissed!

by SexyTexan January 12, 2012

soul storm

Spinning ones life or having ones life spun into a frenzied vortex so as to attain evolutionary progress.
Also related to soul sprinkle, soul drizzle, soul downpour, and soul deluge which are less dramatic, but effective.
All are most often followed by the embracing of rainbows.
In some circumstances soul alluviation or soul freshet may occur. Though at first it may seem devastating, it is generally accepted to be for an ultimate greater good.

Woah, I needed that soul storm. I feel like a changed person. I love life.

by ferugualatin August 2, 2008

chili storm

A foul-smelling fart, especially one you have no way of detecting until you walk into the cloud.

Hey dude, did you get that email - Accck, oh shit, chili storm! That shit is foul. Was that you?

by beefchurner July 10, 2009

Daily Stormer

n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.

v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.

Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass

by IncorporatedStates.gov July 17, 2016