When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.
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A virtually religious and nearly unlimited submission by citizens to any decree or edict coming from the state.
I lived in DC until May 2021. This is legitimately one reason I decided I had to leave. Not just because I was forced to wear a mask — but because most of my neighbors were into Statanism to such a high degree that they ENJOYED being forced to wear masks. This compliance and state worship with these mandates and restrictions which infringe greatly on basic human rights, bodily functions, or major life activities such as working for a living, going to school, breathing, or the right to choose or not choose to become part of an experimental medical product is very dark.
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Get the Doing Stats mug.Jack of All Stats is a Standard Character Type in videogames.
The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.
In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.
If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
The Jack of All Stats is defined by its lack of weaknesses or strengths. It's greatest strength is a lack of weaknesses, but it's greatest weakness is a lack of strengths.
In terms of game balancing, a Jack of All Stats character is pretty good at everything, but it is sub-par when compared to characters that specialize.
If the Jack of All Stats is next to worthless compared to specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of None.
If the Jack of All Stats is much more powerful than the specialized characters, it is instead known as a Master of All.
"What build you running?"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
"I like being good at everything. I'll run a Jack of All Stats."
"Yeah, sure. Have fun being master of none!"
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