stab you

To give chocolate

I'll stab you

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021

Dolphin stab

Ramming your penis in a females anus unexpectedly while having vaginal sex. She then makes eeeeehhhhhh noise that sounds like a dophin.

Sara freaked out on Billy when she got dolphin stabbed.

by Big brotha thunder March 30, 2011

Short stab

is when a little dick goes all the way in some pussy and barely broke the surface.

That girl told me you were just short stabbing!

by long dikkin October 06, 2010

Stabbing Westward

The greatest band. Ever.

Seifer heard Stabbing Westward in a Max Payne mod, and felt compelled to buy all of their albums.

by Seifer Almasy (I gots a big wenis) July 23, 2003

Take a stab at it

phrase used as a substitute for "take a chance."

Claire: "Anybady else wanna take a stab at it?"
Chris: "Oh noooo. I don't like stabs."
Claire: "Puhlease. It's not often anybody takes stabs these dayss.
*lighting spontaneously strikes Claire*
Claire: "OOOOO THAT WAS A NICE STAB. Gave ma shiverss. And chillsss.

by MrStabs March 12, 2011

bend and stab

An exercise that can be performed indoors or outdoors involving two people; depending on preference. Recommended on a table or bedside for support.

*Bend and stab thoughts*

1: What were they doing last night?
2: Probably bend and stabbing on the table

by passtheice September 27, 2020

stabbing the bed

When a guy sleeps on his stomach and has a boner, causing said boner to stick into the mattress.

I woke up this morning with my penis hurting, I must have been stabbing the bed all night!

by Jim Throttle September 30, 2017