by Hugfangi April 3, 2019
Get the Squirtlemug. by RescueRick November 14, 2022
Get the Squirtlemug. The act of performing a nude spinning jump-kick, while simultaneously sharting within close proximity of a person.
Person 1: Dang, did you see Chuck Norris shitting all over Steven Segal!?
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
Person 2: Yeah, man! Good old Chuck Norris really gave Segal a burnt squirtle! Stevie-boy will be scrubbing shart spray of his face for days!
by BobShart July 1, 2023
Get the Burnt Squirtlemug. by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019
Get the Squirtlemug. Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.
Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.
by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025
Get the Squirtlemug. “Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”
by anonymous March 26, 2023
Get the Squirtlemug. Bulbasaur: hi i'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!
Squirtle: and i'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: and this is pokemon...
Squirtle: What the F**K happened to the floor!!!
by cacacacacacacaca October 1, 2019
Get the Squirtlemug.