Squinch

When you scrunch your face

"Upon his massive explosion of warm splooge that hit her directly in the eye, she was forced to squinch"

by Chosen 0ne May 22, 2013

Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.

"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

squenched

a word made up by illiterate people to replace the actual word squished. usually used by underpriveleged southerners, or people with down syndrome.

wow, my legs were squenched the whole time. im going to go beat my child

by hfhabvhasdavb August 1, 2009

Squished Hot Dog

When you whip your pants down, squish your dick against a window and sometimes take a piss.

My squished hot dog at Bergholz's house was so hot, his mom wanted a taste.

by bergholz October 13, 2008

squinchy faced

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.

Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

squished squirrel

easy cliche

instead of spending time on character development in films, californication wastes it all on special effects, advertising, big whee names.

even names like "untalented piece o' shit wife of famous dood" which with each expression, movement and sound is the epitome of a squished squirrel.

"Unfortunately, John Q goes for the easy cliche almost every time.

I delayed watching this movie from the simple fact that the previews gave me the impression that this was a "squashed squirrel." There are two ways to elicit emotion: 1) provide a cliche device, such as a squashed squirrel (who won't go "awwww" when seeing a small animal hurt?), or 2) earn your audience emotions by providing them with honest writing and believable situations."(...)
- mashby @ imdb

by pxy abyss May 22, 2004

spunched

Jumbled to the point that nothing can be understood; cluttered and hard to navigate around.

Crys, your profile is so spunched up that I don't even know which section is fucking which.

by Clarissalana September 11, 2006