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Squat Like Khalif

To sit and wait for someone
As Robyn Crawford mention on the Wendy Williams show; her and Whitney Houston was going down to the studio and “Squat Like Khalif” for Wendy Williams when she came out and confront her about all of negative comments about them on her radio show.
by MQGYVER November 13, 2019
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squatijike

an animal that is also a verb it’s like a buff brick wall of an animal and it cannot be knocked down. it’s head is bigger than it’s body, this is a fictional animal made by Wilbur Soot
Also known as depressed sonic
“HEY!!! I’M SQUATIJIKING OVER HERE
“Wow he’s acting like a real squatijike”
by shreks_big.juicy_toe May 28, 2021
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Squantagio

a fellow who’s hips are wider than his shoulders
“that homie built squantagio”

“he was dealt the squantagio gene”
by Jonx Jornis May 10, 2023
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Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.
Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.
by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012
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russian squat

.it is a strength training and fitness exercise

its is a full body exercise that trains primarily the muscles of the thighs, hips and buttocks, quadriceps (vastus lateralis, vastus medialis, vastus intermedius and rectus femoris), hamstrings, as well as strengthening the bones, ligaments and insertion of the tendons throughout the lower body.

basiclly all you need is vodka in a 2 liter bottle of coke

a tracksuit with 2 stripes and you're all set to go and become a professional russian squatter.
oh look, slav is doing the russian squat
by russiansquat1447 April 26, 2016
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Roman Squat

An event wherein Person A sits on the toilet directly followed by Person B sitting on their lap, at which point both attempt to void their bowels simeltaneously, generally resulting in a large steaming pile of fresh poo in the lap of Person A.

This ritual may be done on account of a lack of proper dedication facilities, where Person A spreads their legs in a sad but worthy attempt to enable Person B's fecal matter to fly directly into the bowl, but is most often enacted for the sake of sexual pleasure between two degenerates.
Dan:"Hey Kevin, what was the last badge you got in the Boyscouts?"

Kevin: "It was the Roman Squat Badge! My Scout Master said I was his favorite, so I was the only one he allowed to earn it!"

Dan: "Kevin, Your scout master was a pedophile"
by ZNippleBandit October 6, 2016
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Thot Squats

When a thot squats in order to gain thiccness on her booty
Rebecca: Did you see Jenny doing thot squats during gym class?
Sarah:Omg, I did! Shes such a thot
by des rires June 14, 2019
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