smizzard

a sly ass guy.

that guy is a smizzard yo!

by lil goonie June 9, 2022

Skizzard

When you hit a pogo ball (AKA wall ball) fast and low enough for it to skid on the ground before it hits the wall. One of the most unreturnable hits in pogo (wall ball).

Damn, Joel just hit a sick skizzard to win his 1v1. Is he gonna call limo and let everyone in or keep 1v1ing?

by p0g0g0d August 31, 2022

spizzare

A term used in the Italian Roman dialect to refer to someone who is watching you with some type of interest without wanting to know

Boy1 quella ragazza ti sta spizzando "ti vuole spizzare"! (That girl is watching you )

Boy2 maybe she thinks i am cute

by Jncj October 10, 2023

hair sprizzled

Very Drunk, high, or under the unfluence. To the point where images appear blurry and words are slurred.

Grant: "You couldn't even walk or see straight last night"
Matias: "I was hair sprizzled"

by G Buck November 2, 2007

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022