sprankled

when yu get extra sprinkles on ur donut
you get ***sprankled**

see definition below
sprankled (v.)one who has been showered in food sprinkles

example: This hoe was so sprankled , She almost got diabetes.

by princessshenk October 20, 2015

straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Scraddle

When someone needs to just go away, they need to scram and skaddadle.

"Peeter was being really annoying, so I told him to just Scraddle."

by Ecg1986 January 29, 2018

Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

Straddle

A sex position in which a man sits on a woman's face while she sucks his testicles. He then proceeds to masturbate into the woman's hair.

I straddled her last night and it was amazing!

by PatDaddysFShack June 17, 2022

straddle shower

when you're at a "no-tell motel" and the inside tub shower is so disgusting, so crudy, so rediculously dirty and full of biological manner you bathe by standing on the balls of your feed on the edge of the tub shower.

"I don't feel super clean after that straddle shower"

by xfatkidcorex November 2, 2022