Splort!

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

spost

One syllable that equals a long phrase with speakers in the American south: It is supposed to be.

Spost to rain all day today.

by Richard Black April 9, 2005

Splotong

Simply a feeling you cant explain. Random feeling, random word.

Pronounced SPLOW-TONG

Tom: hey man how you feeling?
Jack: hmm.. dunno?.. splotong i guess
Tom: haha splotong!
Jack: hahaha yeh.. motherrfucking splotong..
Tom: yehh i think me too then, you know.. your just like alright? but not? and bored? but not? your just SOMEthing? but not..?
Jack: mann dont try and make sense of it. you cant. its just splotong..
Tom: haha yeh.. my bad, mother.. fucking.. splotong..

by Tom Jack September 2, 2006

Splotter

When you get sperm all over your face and have someone lick it clean off.

Man, I was having sex with my boyfriend last nite and totally got cum all over my face then my girlfriend licked it off, orgasmic, what a splotter

by asian inductee June 6, 2010

sposta

a word short for supost to

I was sposta go to work last night

by redneck dumbass June 8, 2005

splortch

To splortch is to expel seminal fluid after anal sex by farting.

I told the ho not to splortch all over my sheets.

by Gonzozoone January 16, 2008

man-splosion

1.) an awesome occurrence of epic manliness, often rated on a scale of 1-10.
2.) a rapid increase in manly stuff

1.) dude, Old spice caused a man-splosion in my bathroom! it was a 9.5!
2.) there was a man-splosion in my garage

by thorsty November 19, 2010