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SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.
SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.
by Spleefing December 22, 2022
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hoe-splaining

When a woman starts babbling inconsistently like she's trying to save herself from a beating by her pimp or man of ill repute.
When Pretty Ricky asked Mary where was his money, she started hoe-splaining as to why she didn't have it.
by Angelus Complex June 7, 2017
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URL-splaining

URL-splaining (aka linksplaining) is when you instead of engaging in conversation online, you post a link of an article which serves as a proxy for actual conersation.
Stop URL-splaining me with tedious article and engage in normal conversation, gosh darnit!
by b2kb2k September 20, 2020
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sandwich-splaining

When someone tells you how to craft your sandwich, as if they have a superior knowledge of the sandwich arts.
1: You know, the pickles should be sliced vertically on top of the mustard, and you really should use shredded iceberg lettuce---

2: Stop sandwich-splaining! Next are you going to tell me I have to cut it in half diagonally?!?

1: Yes, yes I am.
by Dr McG December 18, 2022
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AI-splaining

When an AI cant help but to replied with a long explanation, even when explicitly told not to.
Me: Dose Pear phones exist, If they don't just say 'No'.
AI: No, The Pear phone is a fictional device that is often used in television shows, movies, and other media as a parody of Apple's iPhone. There is no real-life product called the Pear phone, and it does not exist as a commercial product.
Me: You just AI-splaining
by HappyMicrowave.exe March 21, 2023
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Customer Splaining

When a customer is trying to explain the job better than the person providing the service.
Customer Splaining: The customer, customer splained how to do my own job.

For example, a customer telling you how to make a latte, when you’ve been a barista for 5 years.
by Local barista August 8, 2023
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'Splaining

The direct Mexican translation of explaining as used by the President for Life of Mexico Ricky Ricardo, married to Lucy... who everyone apparently loves.
After Ricky walks in on some of Lucy's antics/shenanigans...

Lucy: OH RICKY, YOU'RE HOME!

Ricky: Lucy, you got some 'splaining to do!
by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008
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