spaghetti language

Spaghetti language is used to refer to Arabic writing as in the written form it appears to look like strings of spaghetti.
Sorry I don’t speak spaghetti language.
by Boi73 August 05, 2019
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mashed spaghetti

Used as a reaction to someone doing something equally embarrassing, Intriguing, and legendary at the same time
John: *puking in a bent over position while getting ass eaten*
Michael: now that's mashed spaghetti!
by Bigdiksadnigga December 28, 2017
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Spaghetti Legging

When one loses control of his or her legs while running at high speeds and they flail about uncontrollably till the person falls or regains control of their legs.

Commonly occurs while running down hill or while running on uneven terrain.
"Steve ran to catch the frisbee, but ended up spaghetti legging all over the place"
"Nothing sadder than a man spaghetti legging down a hill"
by TheyWinWeLose May 28, 2017
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spaghetti wank

A spaghetti wank is where you masturbate using a thin tube, such as dry spagehtti, and insert into your uretha - piss tube - to provide sexual pleasure.
Bill: I had a spaghetti wank earlier.
Ted: Oh
by Emily Davis November 02, 2006
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spaghetti straps

An extra small T-shirt with the sleaves and top removed revealing the shoulders and arms, with tiny pasta noodle-like straps. They can be seen on UC campuses each year in early March.
Damn is it spring already? Imma hollar at that breazie with the bebe spaghetti straps.
by Lajollabiker April 22, 2006
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Wet spaghetti

Slang for someone that is clearly not straight ( Spaghetti ), but is in denial.

Froom the saying "you're straight as a wet noodle"
My gaydar says this person is wet spaghetti
by imspaghetti December 16, 2018
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spaghetti-straight

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei
Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"
by anemix June 30, 2014
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