“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019

The awnser to everthing.
someone: "Why do girls twerk"?
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
Me: "thats a trick question"
someone: "what"
Me: listen....Your eating a chipolte buritou in the lake while your showring with paranas.... how do you know that fortnite isnt avalible in 2017 the game is still going to this day. you have to go into the soil and meet bugs life.... THE MOVIE"
by Ballsinyojaws1234 December 24, 2021


by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
