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Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
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Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.
Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheepmug.

Soiled

Father I have soiled myself.
by shittihs February 17, 2023
mugGet the Soiledmug.

dervish soil

dervish soil is an area inhabited by dhulbahante
you're on dervish soil
by readyforthemoon55 July 13, 2020
mugGet the dervish soilmug.
pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time
look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted
by morting September 5, 2025
mugGet the wetting the soil while it's being plantedmug.

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