thumbing in a softie

The term given to pushing a flaccid penis into the vagina.

Drunk dude: Im too pissed, its never gonna work
Female: Cmon work with it otherwise ill fuck your friends
Drunk dude: Well alright ill try thumbing in a softie.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008

soft eyes

The ability to see the whole thing. If you have hard eyes, you're just staring at the tree and missing the forest.

"You know what you need at a crime scene? Soft eyes." - Detective Bunk, from The Wire

by sn1083 January 18, 2009

soft lad

A soft lad in the "scouse" dialect of Liverpool, England is someone who is "soft in the head" or slow-witted.

Jim Royle: How would you know, soft lad?

Antony Royle: Dad, I'm 15.

by UKMikey August 4, 2012

Soft Cunt

A person who is emotionally weak

Johnny I was just joking, don't cry you soft cunt.

by Shontelle Shimo August 20, 2014

soft pass

The opposite of a hard pass: something that you have some interest in but ultimately cannot do.

Man, that place does have delectable mac n cheese, but I am going to have to be a soft pass

by splbcbds July 22, 2017

Soft EGirl

A mix between a Soft girl and an Egirl. Wears clothes in a intense childish style(darker clothes in a childish fashion). Uses darker eyeshadow and other makeup. Can be found listening to Alternative/Indie music.

Girl1: Why does she wear the grumpy sweater AND skull tights?
Girl2: Oh, didn't you know? She's a Soft EGirl

by Grumpy Soft EGirl September 20, 2019

Gay-soft-cuddly

A side most men don't want to show, but lots of have.
Includes being a bit 'girl-minded'.
Girls like it, cause it looks sweet and kind of romantic.
Guys who have that side wil just let it show through when they're with their girlfriends.

Oh, Matthew's gay-soft-cuddly side's so sweet!

by YourJordan January 14, 2011