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muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit
I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.
by jimhalper April 18, 2018
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Snail Trail

When you scoot your cooter on the carpet
Have you ever rubbed your cooter on the carpet and said “I’m a snail I’m a snail” and made a snail trail?
by SnailTrail2.0 April 30, 2021
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Snail Trail

When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.
Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.
by Dzwsin April 3, 2016
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Snail Trail

Noun snail trailing verb Derived from the slimy residue left from from a snail, ‘snail trail’ is a literal or proverbial trail of a man or men’s recently deposited sperm left by the receptive sexual partner. The term connotes recent sexual intercourse involving a person of any gender taking a man’s cum load in the anus or vagina. The resulting ‘trail’ refers to the inadvertent and public leakage of sperm from the anus or vaginasee creampie.

Usually in the proverbially use, the term denotes promiscuity, while the literal is both evidence of promiscuity and questionable decision making.
Female example- “Since she got married and became someone’s mother, Regina is so quick to chastise people for having sex outside of relationships… but, I was her college roommate. That girl was as loose as they come, *snail trailing* from frat house to frat house letting any dude over 6’1 and car jizz in her. The only things pass her lips for 4 years (and an extra semester) was plan B, bad pizza, Keystone Light, and unwashed frat dick.”

Male example - “ I ran into that big dick jerk who ghosted me in the locker room… before I knew it he was breeding me in the shower stall. I forgot to put on underwear this morning, so now I’m wearing basketball shorts on the subway leaving behind a *snail trail* of his baby gravy and my dignity.“
by IvyJockNYC August 22, 2023
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Snail Trail

A sexual act in which a woman drags her wet vagina across a reclining partners chest or face
Linda's snail trail is so messy It soaked the whole bed
by bigdaddypenis April 21, 2020
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Texas snail trail

The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
by NeecyMae August 7, 2022
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The Snail Trail

When you bust a nut on the floor and use your semen as lubricant to slide across the floor.
“Yeah man, I was trying to do the snail trail and I slipped and broke my fucking neck.”
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