Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show with John Stewart, as proclaimed by Bill O'Reilly.

"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote."

by J Stepleton October 21, 2004

Slackers Unite

the best group in the world

The Slackers Unite went to the movies to see hitch!

by mris February 26, 2005

slacker jack

a lazy, unemployable rapper. One who is rubbish at MC-ing.

Shucks!! that Morris cannot even get a job in Mcdonalds, he is rubbish at MC-ing and can not rap. What a slacker jack!

by jonnyradfar December 6, 2006

porch slacker

Someone who is readily suitable for any endeavor, but is too self aware to ever leave his house. A mental block that most commonly affects teen-aged through middle-aged men (and some women) who face anxiety when leaving their house. See also: herb.

Susan: Alonso was so totally stoked for this party, but I don't see him anywhere..
Jake: Yea but he's such a porch slacker, he's probably masturbating to those spring fling pictures I posted on his facebook page.

by EEPERSCREEPERS May 21, 2010

shower slacker

One who does not like to shower and who will put off showering at the expense of those around him/her

Dude, we about to go get dinner and you need to stop being a shower slacker so you don't offend everyone at the restaurant with your stank.

by Waaaaaaaalllaaa August 21, 2017

half-slacker

a person who evades his or her duty or work insomuch as responsibility is avoided but competence and success are not foregone.

My college roommate is a a half-slacker: he rarely completes homework assignments, but he attends lectures and performs adequately on exams.

by bobthebuilder326 September 30, 2009

Accruacy Slacker

That person who likes to scream, stomp and shout when on their period but shuns the more mundane duties, often skulking away in offices and hiding in plain sight next to senior managers whilst the troops do the work. Loves the number 72

"Hey, it's been a hard shift, can you pick up some accuracy?"

"...no, I wasn't planning too"

"Only we're a long way short"

"Think I've got something to do in the office"

"F**king Accruacy slacker!!!"

by Tescoooooo October 18, 2013