lady salsa

Female peroid juice

She ate her lady salsa

by Trap32 November 26, 2015

Dusty Salsa

The various cans of old food in your pantry that you know you’ll never eat yet never throw out.

Dude: Holy shit, this can of soup expired nine years ago.

Dude 2: Damn. That’s some dusty salsa.

by TT69 March 14, 2018

Siig-Skalaen

A scale used to rate women minus 2. If a girl is a 6/10 she would be a 8/10 on Siig-Skalaen.

That girl is a 7 on Siig-Skalaen (Meaning she is a 5 IRL)

by MissilXD October 10, 2022

Salsa Blaster

A salsa blaster is where you take a shot of tequila, put a drop of salsa in your eye, and then snort a line of salt.

We going to do some salsa blasters when we hit up the party.

Lets spice things up, anyone up for a salsa blaster?

by Just 1 Guy May 2, 2010

Salsa Bowl

a retarded person; or one who "don't quite get it"

the trick is to mold an infants skull into a bowl shape while it's still soft so you and your pals can use it as a salsa bowl during Monday night football. The poor child will grow up retarded, but it was for a good cause.

by Brisko53 October 19, 2010

Salsa ass

An painfull rectum condition in which a subject experiences a painful burning feeling rectum and anis region. It is also often associated after eating hot or spicey foods.

After eating all of those hot wings, boy do I sure have Salsa ass.

by TheRealWolfy June 8, 2007

Salsa Fucked

When you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.

Bob (with huge plate of nachos): " Where is the Salsa?"

Lisa: "Oh I finished it yesterday"

Bob: "I cant believe you just salsa fucked me!"

by nachomanorama December 17, 2008