Alternative name for the Australian Shepherd (Aussie) dog breed.
Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Single Man Dogs are typically accompanied by their single man owners at the dog park looking for women to hit on.
Scenario 1 at your local dog park
Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.
Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog
Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
Person 1: Do you think the single man will seal the deal this time?
Person 2: He never does.
Scenario 2 married man comes home with a single man dog
Husband: Honey I got us an Australian Shepherd.
Wife: You bastard! We are through!
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When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.
It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.
NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.
Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.
NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.
Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.
single person: Hi. I am single.
taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!
single person: -_-.... *walks away*
taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!
single person: -_-.... *walks away*
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Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
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A common scapegoat for African-American-Italian males to justify being capable of sewing and buying designer clothing and sunglasses all while pretending to be broke.
Ben: Hey dude, you sew really well and have $300 designer sunglasses and a bottle of Gray Goose . Are you a fag or somethin?
Chris: I have a single working mother!
Chris: I have a single working mother!
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