Shrimp

A person whom is kind but is mean to one person in particular

People who are shrimps are mostly mean and short

Jean gave Dan a gift but she punched me in the face, what a shrimp

Hannah is short and such a shrimp

by Haddy34 November 28, 2022

Shrimped

A reference to a person's hunched stature after excessive drinking and/or drug use. It is often accompanied by vomiting and sleeping. Common shrimping locations include toilets and couches.

Ron: "Is Hunter alright?"
Leslie: "Nah, he had two edibles last night and he's still shrimped on our couch."

by siakim February 15, 2021

shrimp

a hairy, stubby, smelly cock that a male will pull out unexpectedly when showing up at your door, normally when ur parents are at back to school night!!

beware of that micheal kid, his shrimp is smaller than my conscience span!!

by bhadbitchparty.tingz November 26, 2019

Shrimping

The act of misplacing shrimp in a location that should not be shrimped.

Weston keeps shrimping my bathroom, Weston shrimped my bathroom (for legal reasons that’s a joke)

by ConnorEatsPants June 20, 2021

shrimp

Where I'm from the drug Mephedrone is known as Shrimp. Mephedrone is a high that reminds me of ecstasy and cocaine. Mephedrone, or Shrimp is a sure sign of a good time. It makes everyone social, and you can have sex for hours on it. It is becoming very popular and is my favorite drug. It is said to be called Shrimp because it is cheap and easy to find...cheers!

Hey man, after this line of shrimp lets bump some Sasha!

You read my mind!!

by Bigmanoncampus4234 March 20, 2011

Shrimp

Another word for "simp". Used on twitch as a code word, because twitch banned the word "simp"

Have you seen Jungkook from bts? I totally shrimp for him.

by CrayCrayGurll February 2, 2021

Shrimping

The insertion of an erect penis into another man's urethra, which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.

Shrimping ain't easy.

Bruce achieved a new level of intimacy by convincing Lance to engage in shrimping, aka the insertion of an erect penis (Bruce) into another man's urethra (Lance), which presumably has been stretched over time (typically by way of an active and sometimes aggressive physical training regimen) in order to accommodate said insertion.

by Carl Weber January 9, 2010